Me:Wassup gamer
Alfie:Okay what’s up dude
Me:Duuude the sky
Alfie:Hahahahahahaha
Alfie: good one dude
Me: CRACK UP OI
Me:
Alfie: how was ur day guy
Me: Guy? My day was epic
Alfie:My guy guess what came
Me: brooooo what
Alfie: Copped me some comme des garcons
Alfie: They came
Me: show oi
*shows new t shirt *
Me: yoooo
Alfie: get me some clout
Me: Fair, u know what gets me respect oi
Alfie: what dude
Me: Idk lol
Alfie: hahahaha
Me: heh
Alfie: fair oi
Me: Actaul oath
Alfie: what does oath even mean ay
Me: Oi HARD G ACTAUL OATH RESPECT
Alfie: OI RESPECT
Me: ACTAUL GC
Alfie: GC GC GC